Presenting... Dick Trickle

Pulled up the last shlong of the season, and he's my biggest erection yet:

• Name: Dick Trickle
• Weight: 7.2 lbs
• Length: 4 feet
• Girth: 12 inches, around

Finally a shlong worth talking about at Graham... oh wait that doesn't sound good.

Just picked this bad boy on Saturday - if you look closely you might see a slightly bulbous tip... an elastic band was wrapped around the end to try and "enhance" the appearance. The elastic band broke after a few weeks when the girth was too much to take.

• Name: T-Rection
• Weight: 4 lbs
• Length: ~44 inches
• Girth: 10 inches, around

First Shlong picked at Graham

It's been a shlong time coming...

Here is Wolfy proudly displaying the first shlong picked - as seen in the photos it's 2 feet long with a nice little twist in it! It weights in at a whopping 451g!


My plan is to put it through a mandolin and make it into noodles!
Here's a small sample - polenta with trombo noodles and homemade tomato sauce:

I also tried making trombo chips... charcoaled them - did not taste so good.

Graham update - hubbard, toms & peppers

It's been a shlong time since I last updated, but sadly not much shlongage to report. But the toms are in full force, and peppers are doing nicely (bear shown for scale, keep in mind he is a large bear, so tomatoes may appear smaller than they actually are).


And my two hubbards are looking great - one has reached the top of my apple tree! I'm keeping a close watch for vermins...

No shlongs worth mentioning, but some peppers!

Graham street trombos are a sad looking bunch. Luckily other things are doing better, like my peppers and tomatoes. A few varieties of beans too - broad of course, purple bush, dragon tongue, and some runner beans, or maybe some other kind that I forgot to label!

A shlong way to go

Not much progress at Graham, I think I forgot to water Hugh G, and half of his leaves and fruit went yellow :(


Little guys have grown, but very slowly.


Nice little harvest of potatoes, toms, green onions, turnips, beans, peas, cauliflower and a hot pepper.

Two shlongs sighted!

Big news from Graham Street, two green shlongs have been sighted. Both looking a little flacid, but quite pleasing to the eye.


Full view of Hugh G. on the left, and my giant atlantic pumpkin on the right:

Graham July 3rd/7th Update

My one large Trombo is growing straight upwards! The stake is ~5 feet tall?

The trombo is on the left, a cucumber on the right. Not quite sure what I'm going to do when it reaches the top (this weekend). The two little guys haven't done a thing.

July 7th Update - flowers and Paul!

Early July Harvest

First squash of the season! And a large turnip, cukes, and cauliflower (cheddar!) too.

Planted outside

Finally planted my 3 trombos outside, rather windy here but hopefully they'll be okay.
Big guy has been renamed to "Hugh". As in Hugh G. Rection. The "G" stands for Girthful.

Little guys are Flacid Phil (short for Phillerup) (left) and Randy "Boner" Johnson (right).

Graham Update

Not too much to report, but trombo is looked nice and erect, working on his second floor. Flacid Phil is slowly becoming more rigid.


Also built a neat PVC greenhouse for my toms. Just like my shed it's nice and tall :)

Mr. Well Hungo Tumbo stands tall and proud

Breaking news from Graham street yesterday...

Mr. Phlacid Phil hasn't "perked up" yet... very droopy.

The seeds have been planted...